People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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