I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Two words: blizzard sex
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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