No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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