is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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