How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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