so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.