remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Still dying that you shit outside
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.