scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom