So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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