Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
