My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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