I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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