Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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