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Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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