Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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