and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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