she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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