I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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