Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
