He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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