does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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