You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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