i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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