your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I love you. Go after that dick
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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