Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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