32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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