Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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