at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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