apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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