Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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