She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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