u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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