i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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