Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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