Where is the hickey?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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