We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pants are for mortals
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