I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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