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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.

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  story of my life.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?

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  Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.

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  ...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'

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  Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!

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• (707): View more from California

  I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.

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