i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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