I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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