Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update