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No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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