don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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