We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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