sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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