the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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