I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you made out with another girl for some wings
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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