We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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