You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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