I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just googled if crying burns calories
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I want to be your penis for a week.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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