yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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