Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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