My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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