That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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