the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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