You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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