Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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